I'm writing this from my bed. See, I made a terrible mistake. A few weeks ago, I got wrapped up in the hype and ordered an iPad. For a while things were great: crystal clear resolution, super fast streaming, everything right here at my fingertips, nice and warm to the touch. Then it happened. I left my new iPad on my bedside table. t was a misguided action, I know. I used to be an early riser, out of bed and active at the sound of my alarm. But no longer. Now I stay in bed. I check emails. Read the news. The entire world is right here with me, snuggling up under the blankets. Screw it, I'm staying here. But there's a problem. I need food. I haven't eaten in two days. My roommate refuses to enter my comfort den. The delivery man stopped offering bedside deliveries. Something regarding "ethics". Well, the tables have turned, delivery man. This morning my iPad said that all the best of breakfast now comes in one single appliance: Enter the 3-in-1 Breakfast Centre. Coffeemaker! Toaster! Griddle! All conveniently in one nightstand-sized device.
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